What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 03:30
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Why do I sweat so much at the gym?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What! how could you do that?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
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Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Do you know what she said mum?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
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True - how I loved my mum!
What do you mean son?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.